Here are a bunch of Chris lines that i got from... Chris...
I once asked a constipated clown why he was in the business. He said "for the shits and giggles".
I wrote my friend's autobiography.
I'm producing a new emo-based movie: "The Final Slice: The Director's Cut"
I give rhetorical answers.
I'm gonna name my daughter 'Yummy' so until she's 18, every time an older guy calls her by her name, they'll be branded a pedophile.
I met a female midget, but we didn't see eye to eye.
I have a biplane. It likes jets AND 747s.
I dumped my ghost girlfriend because I saw right through her. She wanted to introduce me to her trans-parents.
I wanted a light snack, so I ate a lamp.
I once met a handicapped man from Mobile (Arizona).
When I was in baseball camp, I wanted to ask this girl out, but she was out of my league.
I don't think my proctologist likes me. I'm just an asshole to him.
I believe there are two sides to every argument. On one side, I'm right. On the other side, you're wrong.
Subject: Chris Lines 
Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:42 pm